Sin

It was the reincarnation of Billy Sunday and the Face of Everyman could just feel the looks pointed at him as the sermon hammered away at the sins of Prohibition. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa welcomed circuit riders but their messages of sin and sinners, often hit too close to home for the venerable sage.

Hunter

Barney had finished hunting early and it was time for a well deserved soak at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Luckily basalt rock is very hard otherwise Barney’s sharp talons would have made scars on the Face of Everyman. After all, his face was his fortune.

UFO

Big Boy approached the scattered debris field of the UFO with trepidation. Was this yet another challenge to his supremacy of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa? the Face of Everyman recalled little of last night’s events. Had he slept thru another extra terrestrial visit?

Tranquil

Well it’s been a quiet week at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa, where all the women are strong and the men are good looking . . .” This tranquil period gave the Face of Everyman ample opportunity for restful naps.

Mute

Little Charlotte lagged behind to say a few words to the Face of Everyman. She found him in a catatonic state. Presently he was exhibiting mutism and could not respond. She had wanted to tell him how much she enjoyed his vast forest and all the fun things at his Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Her kind words went unheard. An eye may have blinked. Who knows?

Home Schooled

Grayson transferred in from Prep; he already held several swimming trophies and had his eye on state championships. Little did he know that the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Montetorkie school was just K thru 3 or thereabouts. He was crestfallen when he learned from the Face of Everyman that he would have to be home schooled.

Legal Tender

Always a charlatan, Carlton tried to pay his rent with a bit of shiny glass. the face of Everyman stood firm: rents paid to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa must be in the form of legal tender, coin of the realm. Carlton was asked to put the glass back where he had found it.

Farewell

It had been a cruel Summer in this remote section of the Pacific flyway. Wildly fluctuating temperatures, wildfire haze, and lack of seeds and thistle down had made things difficult for families at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. In fact, these three ladies were the last of their clan. They thanked the Face of Everyman for all he had done to make their visit tolerable.