Johnathon found the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa scarry and foreign; but there was free food. The old guy seemed grumpy. Indeed, the Face of Everyman was stern with freeloading birds.
Freeloader
Riot Act
Looks like there is a new sheriff in town. Just what the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa needed: another marauder. the Face of Everyman was incensed. He read the riot act as if it mattered. He’ll be back.
Pogo II
Surprise! Surprise! The alternate security camera recorded the presence of a second Pogo. Was this then a “mated pair”? The population of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was on the increase. the Face of Everyman was both pleased and caught off guard.
Warmth?
Why was it that guests from warmer climates always blamed the Face of Everyman for the cold weather? The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was uniquely positioned to offer the best of both worlds. The venerable sage kept travel brochures on his desk showing Winter escapes to Sunner climes.
Spa?
This Hummer mistakenly took the warm waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa for a feeder. One swallow corrected that notion. He returned to a near-frozen feeder and forced himself to drink. the Face of Everyman applauded his actions.
Bamboozled
The salesman, Goodpaster, tried to convince the Face of Everyman that the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa needed a new pond heater Model X2000. The venerable sage knew when he was being conned.
Winter
Rocky spent his second night foraging in the bitter cold of an Arctic outbreak. Weather in the teens blanketed the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman longed for the warmth of a magma chamber.
Birdseed
Cheeky resented any morsel consumed by Natasha. He bounded across the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa to intercept her and drive her off. the Face of Everyman repeatedly reminded the squirrel that it was birdseed not acorns.
Romping
A Dog broke loose from the voice commands of his master and romped near the entrance of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. It disturbed the nap of the Face of Everyman.
Airbnb
There were rumors of snow and freezing temperatures. Natasha needed a warm roost for the remaindered of the week. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was her only option. the Face of Everyman was glad he could accommodate.
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