Fitzhugh tried to recall his Red Cross water safety training; then decided to just dial 911. the Face of Everyman wasn’t sure that the EMTs knew where the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was located.
Drowning?
Carnage?
Hunting was permitted outside of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Cheeky teased Feral Cat by allowing him to get close. the Face of Everyman refused to watch. There could be carnage.
Pesky Rodent
Cheeky asked that pistachios be added to the mix of birdseed doled out by the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. The venerable sage what next that pesky rodent would ask for.
Big Guy
Big Guy visited the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa to check on his harem of does. He gave a nod to the Face of Everyman and apologized for all the noise at night.
Drama
Cheeky is unaware of the approach of Feral cat. Hunting is not allowed in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman thought of shouting a warning; but, decided to let the drama play out.
Missed Out
Once again Jellybean missed out on dinner. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa couldn’t keep a table open all night. the Face of Everyman was trying to rein in the budget.
Zero Count
the Face of Everyman awoke to the realization that it was Pigeon Census Day. This marked the first time that a zero count was submitted by the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. What treachery had caused their disappearance?
Evil
As Halloween approached Dark Forces moved to place a satanic curse on the tranquility of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman seemed powerless to thwart this evil.
Ice
As ice began forming in the sacred waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa the Face of Everyman was forced to turn ON the pond heater. Too many complaints were bad for business.
Bump in the night
The full moon hadn’t yet risen over the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman sensed the strange creatures that go bump in the night. He felt fear.
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