Phantom

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To little Jimmy this creature alighting was evil, and surely a sign of death. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had it’s share of unworldly figures but this one was hard to beat. Nearby Exeter castle was the source of rumors about this phantom. the Face of Everyman liked to keep the idea alive by resurrecting this image when there were no others around to witness his long running joke.

Berry Shop

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the Face of Everyman could see disappointment written on the faces of these two weary travelers when they learned that the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa’s only Berry Shop didn’t open until the weekend. He suggested that they visit the nearby meadows for a few emerging insects.

Medical Review

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Bradley was instructed by his doctors to wade thru water to strengthen his bone structure. To the face of Everyman this seemed strange. He appealed to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Medical Board for a review of this therapy. Turns out; the entire board was in Mexico. April was his best hope for a review.

Omnivore

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On the first of every month Riley routinely came to the Foggy bottoms Resort and Spa to discuss food options and seasonal ingredients to be added to the buffet. the Face of Everyman wasn’t at liberty to discuss the food budget as it was tailored to seed eating songbirds not omnivore behemoths.

Confrontation

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Slime-ball was withering under the unwavering glare of Miss Rowena. She wasn’t about to bathe with this jerk around. She would appeal to the Face of Everyman except that he never did what was expected of his managerial position. She might suggest that the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa recruit a new leader. “A new broom sweeps clean.” Mom used to say.

Thorns

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Each full moon the Face of Everyman called in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa bird count. He was especially pleased to report a reduction in numbers of two pigeon. Alas, he knew that these scavengers would always remain a thorn in his side.

Crumbs

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The food fight in the school cafeteria had left bread crumbs scattered everywhere. Salome wasn’t happy about eating leftovers but she knew that anything offered by the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was better than what she had at home in fridge. the Face of Everyman continued to nap while Salome muttered her dissatisfaction about everything.

Graze

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The Mistress of the manor house high above the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was being feted for her birthday. A group of the Plus Sized Ladies were invited to share in the celebrations. the Face of Everyman asked that they graze until it was time to cut the cake.

Splashing

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the Face of Everyman often disparaged the ebullience of youth. Seen above, these Robins are finding true joy in bathing in the world renown waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. The venerable sage wouldn’t mind so much if they didn’t splash water into his eyes.