In order to appear more presidential, Waldo began making unusual pronouncements concerning how life would be conducted in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the face of Everyman was caught unawares and had no counter.
Pronouncements
Blind Mice?
Remember those three blind Mice that you heard about in day care? Well, they weren’t blind after all. According to the Face of Everyman those mice had been scamming guests of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa for years. Security seldom stayed awake long enough to catch them.
Soon?
Theft
The wishing well of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was often plundered by the likes of Prestwick who used it as a source of pocket change. the Face of Everyman was mortified to see such brazen behavior in broad daylight.
Pearls?
The lure of freshwater pearls was too much for Barney. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was rife with rumors. Of course, the Face of Everyman perpetuated many of these false rumors.
Truce
For now, there seemed to be an unspoken truce between the Crow clan and the Sea Gull. For the moment there was a stillness in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman slept thru it all.
Chili
The bird seed was laced with chili pepper. Silvester was sorry after the first taste. What had the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa come to? the Face of Everyman was secretly pleased. Maybe the raccoons would forage somewhere else.
Closed
The poster child for cripples arrived at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Clinc for his routine physical therapy. the Face of Everyman explained that the unit was closed till further notice due to lack of funds.
Lunch
Boswell dunked an impressive mouthful of French fries into the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. It horrified the Face of Everyman as rotting foodstuff befouled the pristine waters.
Sleepwalking?
At a quarter past Two AM Boots crept into the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. She knew that she was trespassing. If the Face of Everyman awoke and challenged her, she would say that she must be sleep-walking.
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