Frosty Temps caused security cameras to fail leaving the Kindly ol’ Pensioner little choice but to post a photo of himself feeding the songbirds. the Face of Everyman didn’t begrudge the old man a little “Limelight”.
Taco fixin’s meant for the Crows were instead gobbled up by the Sea Gulls, a new threat to the delicate balance of nature in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman was nonplussed.
Pogo was drawn irresistibly by the scent of forbidden fruit. A scent uncommon in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman looked forward to the next rain washing away that delightful smell.
Chadwick liked to make Voodoo Moves on unsuspecting guests at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman tried to discourage this behavior.
Cantaloupe meant for the birds is quickly gobbled by a mother and daughter team foraging the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman made a mental note of his poor timing.
A new visitor to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa; now drunk on Cantaloupe wine, nearly becomes the first fatality of the New Year. the Face of Everyman waited a decent amount of time before calling the EMTs.
An uneasy truce fell over the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa as the Crow clan and Cheeky continued their meal. the Face of Everyman had his fingers crossed that the peace would hold.
Once again Cheeky tried to beat the shutter on the security camera at the Foggy Bottom Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman commended him and encouraged him to make another run.
the Face of Everyman was pleased to see that the scar of the missing leg had healed nicely. He posted the security camera image for all of the folks at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa would find closure on this remarkable tale of grit and tenacity.