Avian Flu

Word of the Avian Flu outbreak spread like wildfire throughout the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman asked that a moment of silence be held to remember those lost to this virulent disease.

Disrespect

In a rare sign of disrespect Cheeky climbed atop The Goddess of Perpetual Hunger. He later claimed that it was to drive off a pigeon. Of course, the Face of Everyman had heard that lie before. What was the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa coming to?

Coffee

Clayton anxiously awaited the coffee bar opening. This dawn patrol gig was hard to do without that first cup. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa offered the only source for miles around. the Face of Everyman commiserated; both had to wait.

Storm

A sense of urgency gripped POGO as he foraged throughout the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. A large storm was headed for the Pacific flyway; high winds and rain were forecasted. the Face of Everyman urged all to exercise caution.

Two?

The rumors were true; there were two Cheeky. the Face of Everyman opened a second dossier marked Cheeky B. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa might soon be bursting at the seams.