Algernon needed no more proof than this empty tidal bowl: there was no God. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was dry and there were no Koi. the Face of Everyman taunted him.
Empty
Social Media
This youngster seems caught off guard when he realizes that he faces the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa’s security camera. the Face of Everyman assured him that the photo wouldn’t be found on social media.
Narcissus
Alas, as in ancient Greek mythology, Narcissus saw his reflection in the pool at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa and was immediately smitten. “What a handsome Crow.” he was heard to say. “I will declare my undying love.” Poor old the Face of Everyman; it meant months of therapy for the young Crow. He wasn’t sure that he was up to the task.
Action
A file photo from a year ago illustrates the abundance of wildlife in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. A Bambi frolicked and was captured in action. the Face of Everyman always liked these shots. He didn’t get out much these days.
Power Outage
Trespass
Oh! Oh! Mollie was caught. Trespass was charged. Second offense in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. The mouthful of Butter Cups was proof enough. the Face of Everyman issued a stern warning.
Bashful Earl
Bashful Earl had not meant to propose but it slipped out somehow. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had that effect on people. the Face of Everyman gave his heartfelt congratulations.
Nuptials
Marriage
Drought
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