Why was it that guests from warmer climates always blamed the Face of Everyman for the cold weather? The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was uniquely positioned to offer the best of both worlds. The venerable sage kept travel brochures on his desk showing Winter escapes to Sunner climes.
This Hummer mistakenly took the warm waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa for a feeder. One swallow corrected that notion. He returned to a near-frozen feeder and forced himself to drink. the Face of Everyman applauded his actions.
The salesman, Goodpaster, tried to convince the Face of Everyman that the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa needed a new pond heater Model X2000. The venerable sage knew when he was being conned.
Rocky spent his second night foraging in the bitter cold of an Arctic outbreak. Weather in the teens blanketed the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman longed for the warmth of a magma chamber.
Cheeky resented any morsel consumed by Natasha. He bounded across the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa to intercept her and drive her off. the Face of Everyman repeatedly reminded the squirrel that it was birdseed not acorns.
A Dog broke loose from the voice commands of his master and romped near the entrance of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. It disturbed the nap of the Face of Everyman.
There were rumors of snow and freezing temperatures. Natasha needed a warm roost for the remaindered of the week. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was her only option. the Face of Everyman was glad he could accommodate.
Bambi’s Aunt Ena made quick work of the choice birdseed scattered in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. There wasn’t a kernel of corn left. the Face of Everyman was non-plussed.
Who could believe that someone would scatter so many sunflower seeds in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa? Cheeky gorged himself, all the while the Face of Everyman admonished him to show moderation. Alas, he ate till he was satiated.
It was Jason’s lucky day; peanuts were one of his favorite things since he had been introduced to Cracker Jack outside the local theater. the Face of Everyman had budget constraints. He went with chocolate popcorn for the theater crowd at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. They couldn’t get enough.
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