Pogo

Lil’ Pogo had begun to like soggy birdseed. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa seemed to have everything. the Face of Everyman was not sure how he felt about scavenging marsupials.

Popcorn

It suddenly turned into a feeding frenzy. Even the smallest of songbirds in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa were seen taking popcorn back to wherever. the Face of Everyman tried to mental calculate his annual savings by recycling his leftover theater popcorn.

Suit

Empty-Suit felt majestic. He often wondered why the House Sparrow hadn’t been chosen as the National Bird. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had numerous examples of suitable choices. the Face of Everyone was pleased that Ben Franklin’s idea of the Turkey as a national bird was still laughable.

Dog Walker

There could be no doubt about it: a curious dog walker had entered the fantasy realm of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman considered his options to prevent this from reoccurring.

Gluttony

Once again poor Renaldo was being blackmailed by the Paparazzi. This time for his outrageous display of gluttony. Throughout the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa small stickers displaying his likeness seemed plastered on every surface. the Face of Everyman regarded it as vandalism but restrained himself from speaking out.