The dirty little secret about living in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was that it wasn’t safe place to raise a family. the Face of Everyman hoped that that was an egg of a Brown Headed Cow Bird.
Secret
Twister
Luckily the Face of Everyman spotted the twister early on and cleared the pool of bathers at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa before any injuries. He was hailed as a hero.
Dance King
The music played faster and faster. Soon Roger couldn’t keep up and he knew that he wouldn’t earn the title of “Dance King” of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman awarded him 2nd prize.
Algorithm
The AI algorithm suggested that the Face of Everyman was over-feeding the resident mammals by 5 grams per day: ergo leftovers attracted vermin. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had a reputation to uphold; yet the venerable sage felt powerless to change. Anyhow most guest seemed satisfied.
Spa Day
A Spa Day was the only thing that mattered after a rigorous Physical Therapy session at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa PT clinic. the Face of Everyman had little faith in exercise of any form.
Surprise
Bertram was out foraging in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. He hoped that this time of day would give him that certain element of surprise. the Face of Everyman certainly was.
Father’s Day?
With Father’s Day but ten days away, Bastrop showed himself in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. He hopped that a few of his many children might remember him with a card or gift. the Face of Everyman had no such allusions about his own offspring.
Mistake?
DNA comes from your parents, but the kindly ol’ pensioner wondered just where did the parents of these two come from? The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa hosted all manner of guests, but the Face of Everyman knew who was responsible for this tragic mistake.
Nimrod
From somewhere Nimrod appeared with a fish in his beak; a first for Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Crows. Closing for a separate kill is Panther. By mornings light the Face of Everyman awoke to the stench.
Newborns
The newborns Frisky and Curious joined their mother on the first day with a visit to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Introductions to the Face of Everyman would have to wait till he was awake.
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