Pastor Mayberry had never performed a same sex marriage at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Luckily the girls brought their own script. the Face of Everyman thought he may have slept thru Pride Month.
LGBTQ+
Slurp
The new camera installed at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was proving it’s worth. A thirsty coyote grabbed a quick drink without so much as a “Howdy do?” to the Face of Everyman. The hunt was over, and dawn was near.
Lost
Lost again in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman was tired of giving directions over and over again. These two better find their mother.
Twins
Herkimer and Jerkimer, the two Crow twins had just fledged at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. They examined everything new in their path. the face of Everyman wondered aloud how long these two would remain a pain in the ass?
High Jump
When someone yelled: “Hawk.” Petal jumped. She cleared the security camera used by the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Such a feat impressed the Face of Everyman.
Snacks
Buckminster enjoys a treat, birdseed, uneaten, ripe for the taking. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa offered many gifts; but this was a new one for the big guy. the Face of Everyman asked him to snack elsewhere.
Hurry
Lil’ Calliope was always in a hurry. Even though the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa enjoyed a balmy climate, she knew she mustn’t leave her nest and eggs, for long. the face of Everyman offered to send over a hot water bottle.
Options
the Face of Everyman tried to convince the Crow to get off the spout. Plumbing repairs had reached an all-time high in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Raising rents seemed the only option.
Lost Childhood
Feeding Time
Junior had never enjoyed a pretzel. Justice decided that her fledging’s deserved the best the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had to offer. the Face of Everyman watched in admiration.
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