Lollipop walked off in a huff. One thing she had learned in her short life was the difference between the pond swill found in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa and Mother’s milk. the Face of Everyman resented her choice of words.
Pond Swill
Sharing
The bartender ran out of beer nuts; so, he offered pretzels instead. Ozwald carried enough for two. the Face of Everyman was pleased. Civility was once again honored in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.
Undercover
Lil’ Muffin found it hard to disguise herself when hunting. Everyone in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was keenly aware of her presence. the Face of Everyman was relieved that she drew so much attention to herself.
Vandals
Beasley came to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa to check out the reports of rampant vandalism. It seems that Cabana Huts had been knocked about and left in disarray. the Face of Everyman knew that his insurance premiums might go up if this behavior went unchecked.
Hunter
Hunting was not allowed in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa, a UNESCO World Heritage site. the Face of Everyman was quick to remind the intruder that: “A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.”
Abacus
When it was time to submit the monthly pigeon census for the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa the venerable sage was reminded of his uniqueness. the Face of Everyman was without fingers and toes. He relied on his abacus to count his quarry.
Summer Solstice
People had hung around all morning waiting for the Summer Solstice. Even the guy sent by Guinness who was there to gauge reaction of the folks at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. It seemed a nonevent by all counts. the Face of Everyman had forgotten to set his alarm. 7:57 was a tad early, Maybe next year he’d see it.
Cane Deity
An ancient figure was fashioned into a cane used by the Lady of the Manorhouse. Her surprised visit to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa caught the Face of Everyman off guard. The Deity did not speak. The venerable sage wished that he had time to show her around.
Potluck
The Father’s Day Potluck was a huge success at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Even a Stellar’s Jay couple put in a brief appearance. the Face of Everyman was pleased and booked entertainment for next year.
Thrist
Elizabeth was closing her classroom at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Montetorkie school for the of school year. She felt the need of a Long Island Iced Tea to quench her thirst. the Face of Everyman suggested that she limit herself to one.
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