Only about half of the board members showed for the meeting. Without a quorum they adjourned for lunch at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman anxiously awaited the approval of a new budget.
Quorum
Ski Injury
Dagmar had hit the slopes on opening day and twisted her ankle. She went to the clinic at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Alas, the clinic was closed for renovations. the Face of Everyman suggested the pet store in the village.
Orts
The budget was so thin that the Face of Everyman was reduced to serving corn bread crumbles to the songbirds. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had not seen such dark days.
Raid
No sooner had the food for the songbirds been issued than a brutish hoard swept in and licked up the corn and grain. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was often the target of these raids. the Face of Everyman sought help from the U N.
Cyber Monday
Cyber Monday sales were brisk at the arcade shops surrounding the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Reginald was miffed. The best GPS gear was sold out. the Face of Everyman offered him a rain check. But that wasn’t good enough.
Hype
Lamont couldn’t believe his luck, this buffet at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was beyond the hype in the travel agents’ brochure. the Face of Everyman smiled.
Leftovers
Farnsworth enjoyed the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa’s holiday meal, albeit leftovers. the face of Everyman was thankful for hungry quests.
Climate Change
Bambi’s mother became outraged when the Feral Cat began eating the birdseed scattered in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman caulked it up to climate change.
Race
There was often a race to see who could find the choicest morsels of birdseed distributed by the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman was at a loss as to how to circumvent this wrongful use of good feed.
Horror
There were no mourners at services held yesterday for our dearly departed brethren; taken so early by a reportedly Sharp Shin Hawk. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa is not usually targeted by raptors. Cats are a threat; but seldom kill or maim a guest. the Face of Everyman tried to get the image of this horror out of his mind.
