the Face of Everyman tried to calculate the odds of two cameras recording the same flash event. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had many unexplained events occurring nightly; most unrecorded.
Shot of a Shot
Shut Down
The Crows tried to pretend that they were not disappointed in the fact the Free Lunch Program in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa seemed to have ended. Was this the government shut down that they had heard so much about? No. But the Face of Everyman made no effort to enlighten them.
Tagged
Alas, poor Ambrose had been tagged as part of a research project in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Researchers like the venerable sage wanted to know more about the native deer. the Face of Everyman insisted that no deer had been injured in the taking of this photo. Insulted maybe, but not injured.
Free Speech
The topic of climate change was on-going at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Often it became a heated argument. the Face of Everyman enjoyed free speech.
Stray
A (new) stray scouts out the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman is always suspicious of hungry strays; they chase off songbirds and useful wildlife.
Homesick
Travis had been homesick for some time, but when he visited his boyhood haunts nothing was the same. Besides now it was wet and cold. the Face of Everyman was the only thing vaguely familiar in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.
Destruction
Big Boy, the detective sent to examine the destruction to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa, noted that the scene had the handiwork of the Bergdorf twins written all over it. the Face of Everyman couldn’t have agreed more. Those pesky raccoons must be held accountable.
Joy
Grainy images disclosed a return of the local Opussum to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. The intruder expressing joy at the newly overturned soil; the work of the grounds staff. the Face of Everyman was gratified to know that at least one soul was pleased.
Luxury
Chatsworth had spent all of the go-fund-me monies on luxury items and now there no money for an operation to correct his right ankle, a birth defect. The clinic at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was heralded to be the ideal site for this groundbreaking operation. the Face of Everyman could not help but wonder if he shouldn’t have sold him that knock off Rolex.
Anxiety
It was nearing the Super Full Moon in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Randy felt it was safe to put in an appearance a month before the Hunter’s Moon in October, a scary time for prime Bucks. the face of Everyman offered to cast his horoscope to reduce his anxiety.
