Bobbie and Billie weren’t sure that they wanted to bathe with this ex-con. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa often served as a half-way house for paroled felons. the Face of Everyman reached out for income every way he could.
Income
Darts
Oswald drank lustfully from the magic waters. He had a game of darts to win in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa lounge. the Face of Everyman wished him luck, there was nothing else the venerable sage could this gifted dart thrower.
Monday morning
The Monday morning Quarterbacks arrived at all kinds of conclusions as to what should have happened. The massive jumbotron at the Foggy Bottoms resort and Spa had been out of order almost the entire game. Only the Face of Everyman knew who tripped over the power plug.
New Guests
Winter’s chill brings new guests to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman always made the weather sound warmer than it was. Who could say that he was wrong?
Pond heater
Now that the pond heater was installed many guests booked an extended stay at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman welcomed the 4th quarter income stream.
Ice Water?
These two Robins spotted the security camera and turned to ask if they really should jump into that bucket of ice water that had formed at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa? Only the Face of Everyman urged them on. Of course, one was sitting on his face.
Mistake
the Face of Everyman was increasingly haunted by his gross mistake in gene splicing. His experiments on the guests of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa returned on a regular basis to remind him of his errors. He should have stuck to wrinkled peas.
Skates?
Without skates, Barnaby was at a loss how to enjoy the ice at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman was reluctant to order skates in songbird sizes. His pond heater was due any day now.
The Gap
the Face of Everyman felt that the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa enjoyed a good safety record. He was especially pleased with himself for installing the automated voice that reminded folks to “Mind the Gap.”
Oblivious
Even with his years of experience the Face of Everyman braced himself for every drenching. The guests at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa seemed oblivious to the pain and suffering he endured.
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