Prankish

Ms. Carlotta took pleasure in repeatedly triggering the Security Camera. Soon a Klaxon signaled shelter in place for the guests of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Her actions also destroyed the REM sleep of the Face of Everyman.

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Mosquito Bits

the Face of Everyman wanted to show behind the scenes action with this photo of the kindle ol’ pensioner applying mosquito pellets to the waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. The venerable sage wasn’t sure what this biological agent would do to his near perfect face.

Big Boy

Security Staff posted this file photo of Big Boy to show his presence, once more in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman marveled that anything could grow that big. The venerable sage noted that the velvet was now gone on his impressive rack.

Koi?

the Face of Everyman awoke in alarm to a rare sight: a raccoon foraging in daylight. In a brazen attack on the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa; what could be said of Robbie’s sense of sportsmanship? As always there was no Koi.