Rocky

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Some inexorable force held Rocky’s paw in a vise like grip. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was home to many inexplicable occurrences. the Face of Everyman wasn’t about to release this bandit until the press and TV crews showed up. Besides, guests needed to take selfies and call out this bandit for what he was on social platforms.

Hokey Pokey

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The annual Debutante Ball at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was fast approaching. Seen above young Brangwy is trying her hardest to learn The Hokey Pokey. The words never seemed to make much sense. She tried to memorize: You take your right foot out . . . What exactly was the hokey pokey all about? Even the venerable sage couldn’t give a clear answer.

Wynken, Blynken and Nod

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Wynken, Blynken and Nod tried to set to sea in the most unlikely boat ever. the Face of Everyman was aware of the children’s poem but he wasn’t about to leave the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. The venerable sage suggested that they spend the afternoon on the river boat sight seeing; that should be enough adventure for one day.

Guinness World Record

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the Face of Everyman had applied months ago to Guinness Book of World Records to officiate a race between a Crow and a Pigeon. There seemed no existing record. On race day the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was crowded with paying spectators. The venerable sage was pleased; his 2nd quarter budget was now in the black.

Drill Team

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It was nearly time for the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Labor Day parade to start. Mullard had allowed his precision drill team to relax a bit while waiting their turn to show their stuff to the holiday crowds. the Face of Everyman hoped that this rowdy group would soon form up and get off of his face.

Sin

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It was the reincarnation of Billy Sunday and the Face of Everyman could just feel the looks pointed at him as the sermon hammered away at the sins of Prohibition. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa welcomed circuit riders but their messages of sin and sinners, often hit too close to home for the venerable sage.

Hunter

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Barney had finished hunting early and it was time for a well deserved soak at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Luckily basalt rock is very hard otherwise Barney’s sharp talons would have made scars on the Face of Everyman. After all, his face was his fortune.

UFO

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Big Boy approached the scattered debris field of the UFO with trepidation. Was this yet another challenge to his supremacy of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa? the Face of Everyman recalled little of last night’s events. Had he slept thru another extra terrestrial visit?

Tranquil

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“Well it’s been a quiet week at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa, where all the women are strong and the men are good looking . . .” This tranquil period gave the Face of Everyman ample opportunity for restful naps.