The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa offered guests free skiing lessons during the snowy periods of winter. Looking ahead the Face of Everyman saw that this kid wouldn’t even make it down the Bunny Slope.
Bobby, Billy and Betty were out and about on Halloween. Their masks were a perfect disguise. Trick or treating had never been this much fun. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had a high tolerance for mischief but, the Face of Everyman, however, knew the heartbreak of cleaning up after a Raccoon Rave.
Winston brought his mid-afternoon snack to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa to soften in the life giving waters. Perhaps a poem was in order. He turned to ask the Face of Everyman who feigned sleep to avoid answering.
Members of the band were justifiably upset; playing the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa on Halloween wasn’t their idea of a gig. the Face of Everyman tried to sweetening the pot by suggesting that the special birdseed would be heated and have a real kick. Reluctantly they agreed to play; well, at least to open and play one set. That birdseed better be more than just a cheap inducement. After awhile the mutterings died down.
A new face appeared in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. This young Knight had not been seen this season. the Face of Everyman extended a hearty welcome but it went unnoticed. This knight errant was not in search of chivalrous adventures.
it was easy to blame foreign immigrants for every failure or mishap in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. When the Spring of Eternal Giving no longer gave the finger pointing started.
Poor Boris. He became the scapegoat for everything.
the Face of Everyman had offered Class Reunions using holographic techniques. Each subscriber remained in a special photo booth and enjoyed the reunion at discrete distances. A box lunch was provided by the catering division of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. The venerable sage knew that revenues would sky rocket once the word got out.
Gusty Fall winds swept the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa causing most guests to hunker down. During this solitude the Face of Everyman entertained himself by using his mental powers of control. Seen above the venerable sage is writing his name in the dancing waters.
A slight shudder went thru the bones of the Face of Everyman. Johnny Dark Eyes had returned to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. What could this career criminal be up to now? There would be many a sleepless night for the venerable sage until Johnny was apprehended.
It was always the same: the perp would try to look as innocent as possible. the Face of Everyman had compiled a dossier on this semi-feral house cat. The AKAs ran to two pages and that was only from those apprehensions in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. In the end a plea deal was reached and the cat promised to return on Halloween for a one night stand howling in the light of the full moon. It would be scary indeed.
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