Spotted Wilhelmina is reportedly in the Witness Protection Program. She goes to great lengths to avoid having her picture taken. Seen here, caught on the security camera, Wilhelmina seems unawares. The rumor is never clear as to why she should be sequestered in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman has learned from his sources that she is expected to give testimony about a phony suet pyramid scheme.
Lonely
Natasha infrequently emerged from her private residence at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Many were deeply concerned about her isolation and seclusion. Most thought that she was possibly a widow and enduring her year of mourning. She didn’t want their pity. Only the Face of Everyman knew her terrible secret: binge streaming complete seasons of her favorite PBS series.
Evil
The very personification of evil had chosen to bathe at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. They had no need to dress up for Halloween to be scary. the Face of Everyman waited to see what malicious mischief these two had in mind. Luckily they moved on as quickly as they had arrived. Nevertheless the venerable sage remained too upset to take his regular nap. He’d need two.
Fog
the Face of Everyman could never count on a morning to sleep in. Despite the heavy fog that surrounded the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa wild scavengers found their way to this magical kingdom. The venerable sage mused that perhaps Foggy was too apt a name. He would speak to the kindly ol’ pensioner about a trial name of Restful Resort and Spa.
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Medical
The Medical Team caring for the kindly ol’ pensioner suggested he avoid some of the guests at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman agreed to look after the lame, the halt and the blind. The week long quarantine should go by quickly. Re-runs are always popular.
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