The kindly ol’ pensioner takes a moment to wash the face of Everyman. Bird droppings are a common hazard at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.
Eye Wash
Destruction
Bently was assigned to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa search and rescue team. Tornado destruction was his specialty. the Face of Everyman wasn’t sure how that big guy could rescue anything.
Photo
Not-Our-Cat poses for a photo celebrating his return to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. All this meant to the Face of Everyman was one more mouth to feed.
Boots
Drowning?
The cries for help seemed to come from everywhere. the Face of Everyman was powerless to act. Drownings are rare in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. The Venerable Sage entered the incident in the Logbook. What more could he do?
Historic
At last! the Face of Everyman had hard evidence of the secret co-existence of the Raccoon and the Opossum. Before the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa could be flooded with tourists, he must write his groundbreaking paper and present it at the next conference in Zurich.
Yikes!
Once again Cheeky committed sacrilege. He jumped on the beloved image of Our Lady, the Goddess of Perpetual Unhappiness. the Face of Everyman was in shock. This was not supposed to happen in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.
Parkour?
It seems that tail walking had become the new sport in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman wished that he felt better; he’d show them a thing or two.
Crime
The Gang of Four could be heard making plans about the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Could the Face of Everyman thwart this dastardly plot?
Two?
Another mouth to feed was the reaction of the Face of Everyman as he sensed the population of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa growing out of control. Two Cheekys was one too many.
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