“Splish, Splash I was taken a bath.”
Splash
Awkward
Alphonso found himself in an awkward position. Newcomers to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa seldom gave the distance to hop a second thought. the face of Everyman suggested that Alphonso flap his wings. There was success at last.
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Balance seemed innate in Cheeky’s skill set. the Face of Everyman knew what was coming next: a squirrel in the face. A theme often repeated in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.
Serrenity
the Face of Everyman tried to remember the days before the Pigeons disrupted daily life in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.
Grazing
Explosives?
An engineer showed up to evaluate the Face of Everyman being askew. He thought that the entire Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa needed to be evacuated while explosives were used to reorient the venerable sage.
Review
A painstaking review of file footage revealed that it was Not-Our-Cat who dislodged the face of Everyman. What had the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa become?
Askew
Boots was the first to notice that the Face of Everyman was askew. What mighty force in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had perpetrated this action? Let’s ask.
Rotate
Quarterly the Face of Everyman asked to be rotated a bit to have a fresh look at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Benchley agreed to help.
Forbidden fruit
Pogo knew that the Devil was tempting him with forbidden fruit: a barbequed rib. He saw that the Crows had picked it clean. No need to bother; he’d find something better elsewhere in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman tried to change Pugo’s mind, to no avail.
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