Bar Rules

Lil’ POGO bellied up to the bar and ordered a Roy Rogers to prove his manliness. He had a powerful thirst. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had a limit on the number of these drinks a patron could consume. the Face of Everyman wrote up these rules but never followed them himself.

Turn up the heat

This little guy thinks that the water temperature should be turned up. the Face of Everyman doesn’t want to cater to every guest, only the most important ones. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa has standards

New Face

Spring like weather was luring new faces to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman wasn’t sure how to ID this new guest; so, he didn’t even try.

May Day

Isis and Cleopatra were unhappy to learn that their spot in the May Day parade was given to others. It was a special event in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. In the end, the Face of Everyman assigned them parade route clean up duties.

SOS

Disastrous Spring floods inundated the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Seen above the kindly ol’ Pensioner distributes much needed relief supplies. the Face of Everyman was in gratitude for the response to his emergency SOS.

Unremarkable

POGO had put in an unusual daylight appearance in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa; but he had alluded the security camera’s watchful eye. This time he was caught. the Face of Everyman made sure that the camera worked; even though it was an unremarkable shot.

Discrete

At last! Colorful birds were starting to book into the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman thought perhaps the big one was a runaway parrot. He chose not to ask.