Louise had arranged for her mail to come to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. She was anxious to receive her Old Farmer’s Almanac so that she could dress appropriately for the weather. the Face of Everyman shared his extra copy.
Weather
Old Friends
Below freezing temps brought old friends to the heated waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman was reminded to refill the feeder.
Safety First
No matter how hard he tried the Face of Everyman couldn’t cover all scenarios. Guests and visitors to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa are constantly cautioned to mind the gap.
Butter Butt
Ol’ Butter Butt’s markings were so bright they reflected beautifully in the waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. The bird disliked the common name given him by birders. He approached the Face of Everyman for support in this matter; but there was already the color Yellow in the Rainbow Flag.
Bad Hair Day
His horoscope predicted another bad hair day. The sauna at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was having the rocks replaced. A task the Face of Everyman oversaw personally. Maybe tomorrow.
Know it all
Jubilation liked to relive the Civil War with hypothetical questions and prepositus answers. Characters like him were a dime a dozen at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman was forced to listen. What else could he do?
Brawl
Last night a fight in the lounge of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa emptied into a brawl outside. Several Cabana Huts were damaged. The insurance agent was a tough nut, and the Face of Everyman wasn’t sure there would be an equitable settlement.
Nectar
This guy is waiting patiently for the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Food Bank to open. He had been promised two jars of nectar. the Face of Everyman was trying to fill every person’s needs. Hopefully the Honey Suckle vine would flower soon.
UNESCO
It was a dry night, and the local Tabby was out hunting in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. It was his nature, but the Face of Everyman admonished him for hunting in this UNESCO Heritage site.
Surtax
Humphrey resented the surtax charged for feeders. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa operated at a loss much of the winter, so feeders have a surcharge on top of room rentals. the Face of Everyman had to look for every opportunity just to break even.
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