The fight started in the bar but spilled into the streets and then the very waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman seemed powerless to stop them until he spoke sharply to them in their native Omniglot. The group left peacefully and returned to their Baltic States flagged ship. Their kind always made trouble.
Justice
Operating on a tip from CERN federal inspectors swooped down on the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. It was suspected that the cyclotron operated by the Face of Everyman had indeed detected the Higgs Boson. The venerable sage lawyered up and refused to comment until the hearing before the World Court in The Hague. 
PTSD
To Wally it was Pearl Harbor all over again. The scene of mighty dreadnoughts capsized triggered PTSD. He was powerless to rescue the Face of Everyman now deep beneath the roiling waters. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa hadn’t experienced a marine disaster of this magnitude in over a week. Divers and rescue boats cleared the mess in an hour. 
Shoot Out
The stand off seemed to last for hours. One morsel of corn remained. Which one of the denizens of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa would achieve victory by making the first move. the Face of Everyman attempted to intercede on behalf of the Crow by suggesting that the Deer seek natural browse. She did after she swooped down and licked up the morsel. The Crow vowed to return after the evening movie for the spilled pop corn.
Fries
the Face of Everyman has carelessly tossed a batch of crinkle fries from his secret test kitchen. Crows warily approach. Never before have fries appeared in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa list of flotsam & jetsam. Hazmat crews were dispatched to clean up the “spill”.
Camouflage
Algernon was a natural at his job of detecting camouflaged objects. His defective color vision allowed him to seek out every camouflaged wildlife camera in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman gave Algernon high marks for finding cameras that used Disruptive Coloration for concealment. On his first pass during field trials “A” found three Paparazzi and a National Geographic Photo team. A record that stands today.
Tabby
Security computers whirled running a recognition algorithm. The M on the forehead. Body stripes; the classic markings of a Mackerel Tabby. This predator had been to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa on many occasions; most often at night. Today the Face of Everyman had an opportunity to address the uninvited trespasser. He learned that the cat had lost his bell and missed the tinkle. The venerable sage offered to get one online and have it delivered by drone. The sad faced, un-named feline continued his search. 
Tula’
Recent events suggested that the Face of Everyman was losing control of his hands on management of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Tula’, the manor house cat, came down to inspect the grounds and look for breaches of policy. She shared her laundry list of required remedial action with the venerable sage and Corporate Management
Granny Toots
After scarfing down cast off orts from the dining room of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa, Granny Toots casually told the Face of Everyman that he was now eligible for a $250 fine for feeding wildlife. Luckily the venerable sage had a vast armada of lawyers on retainer. Next, the Crows and Raccoons would try the same shake down tactics on every homeowner with a toppled garbage can. Would the veiled threats never end?
Hippie
Lil’ Dexter wasn’t sure why he had to take a bath. He was cold and the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was over half way to the North Pole. the Face of Everyman cited a list of people who had braved the cold to achieve a clear head: Greeks, Romans, Samurai warriors, Baptists and perhaps even Evangelists. Dexter didn’t really care; he wanted to go home. Mom felt as tho’ she’d lost the battle. Her son would become a Hippie. 
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