the Face of Everyman established the UFO Investigative Team to look into the nature of this photo. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa recorded few sightings of Aliens.
Alien
Blame Game
It was the “old blame game” as to who got the last chip. the Face of Everyman began to worry as to the continued presence of the Gulls in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.
Homeless
Homelessness was rampant in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Scrubby is trying to wash off the stench of campfire smoke. the Face of Everyman had teams interviewing guests for suitable roostings.
DEI
Roxberry felt he didn’t belong. What was different about him? He looked like other Sparrows, didn’t he? Of all the varieties of birds in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa his crown stood out the most. the Face of Everyman seldom used his image. Why?
Spring?
Was it Spring at last? Questioned Henretta of the Oracle. She remained mute. Then it still must be Winter in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa mused the Face of Everyman.
Gull
Luckily Amos and Whipsaw had eaten most of the pizza before the Gull showed up. the Face of Everyman began to worry that he was attracting the wrong crowd to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.
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Warmer weather brought out the tourists to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. This colorful Jay stopped in to say hello to the Face of Everyman.
Pigeon
Then one day a curious thing happened, a Pigeon appeared in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. It had been so long since one had been seen that the Face of Everyman couldn’t believe his eyes. He made an immediate pigeon census report.
Taco Tuesday
Once a week the menu at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa highlighted Taco Tuesday. The Crow clan were always first in line. the Face of Everyman didn’t dare change the bill of fare.
Poster Child
Elwood agreed to pose as this year’s poster child for Birth Defects Awareness. His ankle had never healed, even after five surgeries. He felt it was time to plead his case on the world stage. the Face of Everyman was pleased to furnish the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa as backdrop for this venture.
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