There was only one entry for the walking on water contest at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Mabel made a valiant try but it wasn’t going to happen. the Face of Everyman made a note to import lily pads for next year’s contest.
Walking-on-water
Vote
POGO returned to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa to register to vote. Alas, he had no proof of citizenship. He explained to the Face of Everyman that his family had been here since the Ice Age. The venerable sage was not swayed by his preposterous argument.
Spikes
Spikey walked out of the underbrush of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. He paraded his new spikes before the judgmental eyes of the Face of Everyman who had seen about everything. The venerable sage tried to exhibit enthusiasm.
Yin and Yang
Supermoon Eclipse
the Face of Everyman napped. He needed to be ready to observe tonight’s partial lunar eclipse from the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. The Full Harvest Supermoon Partial Eclipse occurred at 7:17 PM PST. It would last only a few minutes with the Moon full at 7:34 PM PST. He needed to be present and sharp.
New Face
Wally was a new face at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa and welcomed by the Face of Everyman. His white crown raised a few eyebrows.
Contempt
Singles Men’s Swim was a popular event at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa until politics got in the way of Male Bonding. the Face of Everyman tried to interject a neutral topic but to no avail. Silent contempt was wherever one turned.
Superstitions
It all started when they decided to investigate superstitions: Three on a match, Friday the 13th, Black Cats, Walk under a ladder, Step on a crack … Where to start? The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa didn’t lend itself to strict laboratory investigatory procedures. They’d ask the Face of Everyman after his nap.
Rat
At quarter to two the Klaxon went off alerting the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa to an unwanted visitor. the Face of Everyman expected the security forces to handle the matter and that guests would shelter in place.
Woe
Cheeky was careful not to mention the obvious: that the life-giving waters at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had stopped. the Face of Everyman was well aware of the fact. It’s always something he lamented.
