Duo

A seldom seen simultaneous exposure of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa security cameras captures the Bergdorf twins in the act. the Face of Everyman noted that the electronic deterrents had failed to suppress this brazen duo.

Disaster Rate

Before he had voter, Custer felt compelled to wash the scent of forest fires off of his feathers. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa became the new refuge for birdlife on this remote section of the Pacific flyway. the Face of Everyman always offered the preferred rate for disaster customers. A kernel of corn was given to each who voted.

Bulking Up

Arnold wasn’t that geeky kid anymore. He had bulked up to make a fine specimen. Mating season in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was but a few moons away and he looked forward to starting his own harem. the Face of Everyman may have misjudged the poor boy.