Archival footage shows a guest at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa becoming the bravest new member of the Polar Bear Club. Note that the venerable sage, the Face of Everyman, appears cozy under a blanket of snow.
Winter Scene
Census?
It suddenly occurred to the Face of Everyman that the monthly pigeon census report for the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had not been submitted in several months. Was it really required?
Browse?
Villagers had been asked to not feed the deer; there was adequate browse. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was a huge game preserve. Many found a liking to bird seed. the Face of Everyman lamented that this was largely his fault.
Paired Predators
In a scene rarely captured on the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa security camera two predators look for the catch of the day. the Face of Everyman was unsure if this was gang related or just a natural occurrence.
Foe?
Zoltan waited patiently beside the Spring which fed the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. His foe should show himself any minute now. Finally, the Face of Everyman disclosed that several staff had been let go in a spate of downsizing. Perhaps “foe” was one?
Got cha!
Like a Deer caught in the head lights Renaldo was blinded by the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa security camera. the Face of Everyman slept thru the intrusion; once again.
Poor ID
At first the Face of Everyman entered ‘Snowy Owl’ in the guest register of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. He was quickly corrected. The guest was so poorly marked who would have taken him for a White Crowned Sparrow?
Polar Club
The Polar Club was supposed to meet at 9:00. Only Johnny Dark Eyes showed. The other members must have partied too much at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa New Year’s Eve Ball. the Face of Everyman refused to give back the club’s event deposit.
Count Down
Then there was Charlotta with her constant demands for something. Now she wanted a front row seat at the New Year’s count down at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman always overbooked these events so that there was a big crowd. He was happy to give her the seventh ticket for the same seat. “First come, first served” He always said.
Fears
Blakely tried to keep his fears of global warming to himself but, on every visit to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa he had to ask the Oracle. Neither he nor the Face of Everyman liked the answer.
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