After watching a PBS Nature series on the lives of Eagles Peter and Paul tried mortal combat for supremacy of the skies over the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman had to intervene when things started to get ugly.
Bonzo tried to imagine that the garden slug he was eating was, in fact, a delicious Koi. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa tolerated raccoons to control the population of garden pests. the Face of Everyman was pleased with his new found effect of synergy.
The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Appeals Court had been session for weeks hearing the one case that turned on a moot point. The petitioners wanted to uphold a law that every song bird should wear a mask even when this emergency was over. the Face of Everyman in his now famous act of Amicus Curiae offered a win-win solution.
Ellen was caught as the proverbial “deer in the headlights”. Management at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had mounted an additional camera in the hopes of detecting extraterrestrial visitors. the Face of Everyman had issued a NOTAM warning of the new installation. Star ships began avoiding visiting the venerable sage until cloaking Aps became part of their usual gear.
Baseball season at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa opened before the Face of Everyman was prepared. He was always home plate. Seen above is our Roger Dodger sliding into home. The visiting team from Mar-A-Lago lost.
Cheeky was desperate. Food was in short supply until the first green buds appeared on trees thru out the Fogy Bottoms Resort and Spa. He drove off the pigeons so that he could eat this day. the Face of Everyman tried not to take sides in these issues.
A bunch of the new guys were hanging out and grousing amongst themselves that it was almost Spring and they hadn’t found anybody yet. the Face of Everyman interrupted to say that the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was hosting the annual Sadie Hawkins Day Sock Hop soon. The venerable sage was sure that the number of nuptials would suddenly increase.
Robespierre was indignant. He confronted the Face of Everyman directly. The very idea of having to wear something green on this day seemed repugnant. Soon other members of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Songbirds Local #109 took umbrage. The concept of adapting other colored plumage seemed archaic and cruel.
the Face of Everyman was secretly pleased that the pigeon population was on decline now that a new crop of Raptors were out feeding on the bounty. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was an UNESCO safe haven but he was sure that pigeons weren’t on the protected list.
A cold chill ran thru Rodney’s spine as he foraged for birdseed at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. It was an eerie sound; unearthly one could say. He scanned the horizon for signs of the threat. At last he decided it must be the Face of Everyman dreaming and snoring.
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