Annually the tidal bore swept inland to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa creating a fearsome maelstrom. the face of Everyman knew that it’s effects would last only minutes. He held his breath and ordered a round of brandy for all survivors.
The Interns from the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Film School had done everything right except . . . wipe off the lens. Droplets of fog created a dim image of an otherwise excellent piece of photography. the Face of Everyman was unlikely to exhibit this blunder by eager students. He saved it as “a teaching moment.”
Other voters hung back as an angry Henrietta cast her ballot. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was proud of their record of accommodating all eligible citizens. the Face of Everyman didn’t like the idea of staying up past 8 o’clock to complete the counting.
The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa offered guests free skiing lessons during the snowy periods of winter. Looking ahead the Face of Everyman saw that this kid wouldn’t even make it down the Bunny Slope.
Bobby, Billy and Betty were out and about on Halloween. Their masks were a perfect disguise. Trick or treating had never been this much fun. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had a high tolerance for mischief but, the Face of Everyman, however, knew the heartbreak of cleaning up after a Raccoon Rave.
Winston brought his mid-afternoon snack to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa to soften in the life giving waters. Perhaps a poem was in order. He turned to ask the Face of Everyman who feigned sleep to avoid answering.
Members of the band were justifiably upset; playing the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa on Halloween wasn’t their idea of a gig. the Face of Everyman tried to sweetening the pot by suggesting that the special birdseed would be heated and have a real kick. Reluctantly they agreed to play; well, at least to open and play one set. That birdseed better be more than just a cheap inducement. After awhile the mutterings died down.
A new face appeared in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. This young Knight had not been seen this season. the Face of Everyman extended a hearty welcome but it went unnoticed. This knight errant was not in search of chivalrous adventures.
it was easy to blame foreign immigrants for every failure or mishap in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. When the Spring of Eternal Giving no longer gave the finger pointing started.
Poor Boris. He became the scapegoat for everything.
the Face of Everyman had offered Class Reunions using holographic techniques. Each subscriber remained in a special photo booth and enjoyed the reunion at discrete distances. A box lunch was provided by the catering division of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. The venerable sage knew that revenues would sky rocket once the word got out.
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