Big Boy

Security Staff posted this file photo of Big Boy to show his presence, once more in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman marveled that anything could grow that big. The venerable sage noted that the velvet was now gone on his impressive rack.

Koi?

the Face of Everyman awoke in alarm to a rare sight: a raccoon foraging in daylight. In a brazen attack on the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa; what could be said of Robbie’s sense of sportsmanship? As always there was no Koi.

Bounty?

It was time to report the Pigeon census. Today, hopping to sway the free food quota the birds showed up in droves. Ultimately the Face of Everyman lost count. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa would not receive the funding to continue the largesse that the birds counted upon.

How?

Phebe made a nuisance of herself asking question of the Face of Everyman. “How big is big?”, was one of her favorites. At the end of the day nobody bothered to come to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.