Dearth

Larry and Perry were worried that they would miss out on nest building this year. Few females had shown up at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Perry kept checking his cap to make sure it was on straight. the Face of Everyman had lingering doubts about migration patterns this late in the season. Perhaps we are too far off the Pacific Flyway?

TicTok

Starburst was back asking the same inane questions as before: Could we show TicTok on the Jumbotron? the Face of Everyman had never faced such trying times in all his years at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.

Summer

Henrietta wanted everybody to know that Summer officially started today. Tomorrow will be the longest day. Yep. thought the Face of Everyman: 16 hours 37 minutes. Would life be different in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa?

Pranks

Big Sister was busy posing for Audubon calendar shots while Little Sister photobombed everyone. This happens often in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman condemns such pranks.