Lyman had a skill for finding burnt pizza and befouling the pristine waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman wasn’t sure he could withstand a second pool cleaning so soon.
Toasted
Water?
So, this is how it ends, thought the Face of Everyman, high and dry on some deserted beach in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Actually, the kindly ol’ pensioner, had just drained and scrubbed the whole pool. It no longer smelled like Jalopenos from the chilli infused birdseed. Surely a blessing. A hose delivered water minutes later.
Food
Henretta patrolled the usual areas for nectar, but little was available in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. She found fault with the Face of Everyman for being so generous towards seed eating birds.
Equality
Cheeky approached the Face of Everyman to complain about the chilli infused bird seed. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa should give equal treatment was his proposal.
Flotsam & Jetsam
Horace and Greenwald could remember when the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was pristine; now flotsam and jetsam seemed everywhere. the Face of Everyman tried to explain that it was those nasty Crows. His words seemed empty and apologetic.
Mosquitoes
Chatsworth was paid hansomely to endorse Mosquito Chips seen here in the waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman believed strongly in pest eradiction.
Migrant
New guests appeared all the time at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman thought he detected a slight Mexican accent from this migratory chap.
Food
Crank Shaft and Whip Saw were jealously guarding their peanut shells soaking in the waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman hated having rotting foodstuffs in his pristine pool.
Color
At last, a little color was showing up at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman was beginning to worry; the season was off to a slow start; bookings were down.
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