Pigeon

Then one day a curious thing happened, a Pigeon appeared in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. It had been so long since one had been seen that the Face of Everyman couldn’t believe his eyes. He made an immediate pigeon census report.

Poster Child

Elwood agreed to pose as this year’s poster child for Birth Defects Awareness. His ankle had never healed, even after five surgeries. He felt it was time to plead his case on the world stage. the Face of Everyman was pleased to furnish the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa as backdrop for this venture.

State Bird

Henretta explained that she had been patient but, she was anxious to find out if she had been designated as The State Bird. It would make her mother so proud. the Face of Everyman said that he would eMail her as soon as the findings were known.

Apathy

Who cares when a gangster slips beneath the waves? Am I my brother’s keeper? His pals stood by helplessly in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman tried to take up a collection for his head stone.