Confusion

Stage directions confused the younger dancers as rehearsal of the Nutcracker Suite performance at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa continued. Poor old the Face of Everyman had long ago lost his patience. Alas; he had no hair to pull out.

Runt

This is Lamont. He is the runt of a litter of one. He is noticeably smaller than the other Fawns. the Face of Everyman was overheard to say, ” It will take the whole village of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa to raise this kid.”

Earl

Few knew that Johnnie Dark Eyes had a half-brother, Earl, who seldom visited the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. That was okay by the face of Everyman, Earl always asked the same questions about Quantum Mechanics.

Heat

Shown here is an elderly lackey inserting a Pond Heater into the frigid waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman was thankful of those little courtesy’s; warm water was a good thing.

Vandalism

The image on the security camera left little doubt in the mind of the Face of Everyman. The culprit was one of the Bergdorf twins. Records showed he’d been 86-ed from the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa weeks ago. This act of vandalism warranted a special hearing and fine.