Parasite Bird

The parasite bird was back at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa complaining about the lack of nests. He and his mate laid her eggs in others nest to be fostered. the Face of Everyman didn’t respond to his complaints; they fell on deaf ears.

Complexion

The Spring sunrise played havoc with security camera f stop settings even though the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had the most advanced systems in place. the Face of Everyman fixated on his complexion. It was time for his annual exfoliation.

Gravity

After two beers Skip would try to defy gravity for the hundredth time. The water feature of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa came crashing down. the Face of Everyman was not injured.

Rudeness

Nigel thought it rude that someone would photograph him while he was eating. Though the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was a public place; he still thought it rude. the Face of Everyman shrugged off such comments; he had a business to run and required security.

Caught

Bonzo knew that it was illegal to fish in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. He smiled for the security camera but kept his fishing hand in the water; just in case he got a nibble. the Face of Everyman thought about selling raccoons a special fishing permit for a season of ten nightly visits. What would be the harm?