Joy

Grainy images disclosed a return of the local Opussum to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. The intruder expressing joy at the newly overturned soil; the work of the grounds staff. the Face of Everyman was gratified to know that at least one soul was pleased.

Luxury

Chatsworth had spent all of the go-fund-me monies on luxury items and now there no money for an operation to correct his right ankle, a birth defect. The clinic at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was heralded to be the ideal site for this groundbreaking operation. the Face of Everyman could not help but wonder if he shouldn’t have sold him that knock off Rolex.

Anxiety

It was nearing the Super Full Moon in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Randy felt it was safe to put in an appearance a month before the Hunter’s Moon in October, a scary time for prime Bucks. the face of Everyman offered to cast his horoscope to reduce his anxiety.

Buffet

Cheeky knew he was venerable, but somehow it didn’t matter. The Sunday buffet set out by the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was too satisfying. the Face of Everyman felt remorse at subjecting his guests to the fate of being eaten by raptors.

Air

Ancient philosophers asked, “How many angels could dance on the head of a pin?” The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa seemed swamped by this infinite number. the Face of Everyman gasped for air.

Poster

Upton needed a photo for his campaign poster. It had to show his strength of character, his willingness to fight for the common man and of course, his humble beginnings. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa provided the backdrop, and the Face of Everyman charged him double.