It was supposed to be a photo shoot illustrating World Hunger, but this was the best they could do. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was high in the food chain. It seemed a mockery, but stale cracker was the best the Face of Everyman could provide.
Mom always said that the early bird gets the worm but staying up all night wasn’t part of the deal. Rodney felt as though he were part of a night watch, guarding the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman slept very soundly.
The Pigeon census was but a guess sometimes when there was visual interference. the Face of Everyman tried his best but, often his duties at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa took priority.
Jerrod practiced tight rope walking whenever he had a chance. He dreamed of joining the circus and doing high wire routines without a net. the Face of Everyman refused to authorize a safety net in the lush gardens of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.
“Get outta here.” was Cheeky’s response to the April Fool’s Joke that the Face of Everyman pulled. On second thought he pushed the venerable sage out of his comfort spot in the sacred waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.
Barlo arrived at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa in full mating colors. Others were simmerly adorned. the Face of Everyman hoped that it was not a trend. He’d run out of nesting spots at this rate. The Airbnb’s were already full.
Wally confessed to being in the witness protection program. His face, shown on a photograph, risked the safety of his spouse and offspring even in the remote location on the Pacific Flyway. the Face of Everyman vowed to keep his confidence. In truth, the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was home to several members of the program.
The air was filled with essence of Gray Squirrel, Crow, Songbird and Pigeon; but none were to be found. Poor Ninja, he faced another day with dry dog food. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa seemed barren indeed. the Face of Everyman scolded the intruder.
When he thought that no one was watching the Face of Everyman would entertain himself by juggling a peanut shell from one eyebrow to another. It required heavy concentration, but it was about the only exercise available to him in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.
The comedy team of Whipsaw and Schroder came out of retirement long enough to do a benefit gig at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman was having a good time until he found out it was a warm-up to his Golden Handshake event.
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