With every tramp steamer that docked at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa a few of these unsavory characters jumped ship. Some tried to claim asylum. the Face of Everyman always wondered why there was never an Owl around when you needed one. Or even a Coyote. Or even a big feral tom cat.
Every Summer the face of Everyman tries to take credit for teaching Crows to fan themselves to keep cool. The venerable sage will tell any who will listen that when the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was first conceived there was no such thing as air conditioning so he taught guests to fan. It caught on quickly.
Young Braveheart was searching for anyone to spar with. He needed to train for combat in the coming months. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was now a ghost land of its former self. the Face of Everyman recorded fewer sightings of deer with each passing year.
A successful ad campaign by the Face of Everyman had inundated the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa with guests. Indeed the great unwashed had found their way to this idyllic spot on the Pacific flyway.
Milquist was thinking of applying for the position of pin boy at the new Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa bowling alley. He ran it by the Face of Everyman who shot down the whole idea. The venerable sage was hardheadedly against Songbirds working when they should be having families.
Quinn brought his young son Archer to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa to see the sights and ride the Ferris wheel. Except that he was a week early. The circus had not yet arrived. They settled for a portrait shot of father and son taken by the Face of Everyman.
Natasha was ill at ease as the town toughs tried to prevent her from bathing in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. This was not to be the first time that the Face of Everyman had to admonish this kind of ruffian.
Shark attacks were not unknown in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa but more often than not it was a Snapping Turtle biting a big toe. the Face of Everyman took comfort in not having any appendages.
Family Fun Day at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was a joy to behold. the Face of Everyman always welcomed young swimmers especially when accompanied by a parent or responsible minor.
In the busy world of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Morgan found it difficult to meditate. the Face of Everyman was particularly chatty today. It was difficult to find the few minutes necessary for the daily calm.
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