Fermentation

The scent of fermenting bird seed was too much of a lure for little Chutney. She left the safety of the under story of the vast Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa forest to forage. Despite owls, crows, cats and raccoons the heady scents drove her forward. the Face of Everyman sleepily gave words of caution before drifting off to sleep again.

Spring Break

Well, it’s been a quiet week in Lake Woe . . . Spring break didn’t bring the wild times Talbot pictured in his mind when he booked into the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman tried to explain that AAA had voted the resort as the most straight laced destination on the Pacific flyway three years running.

Opus

For the Face of Everyman, it was easy to see that Natasha had fallen on hard times and that she had returned to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa to take whatever hand out was offered. The venerable sage took this time of her vulnerability to suggest that she dance in his latest opus.

Freeloaders

Paisley found it hard to believe that Dame Fortune would bring back the pigeons on the 1st of April. It must be some sick joke to torment the Face of Everyman. Nobody really wanted raptors to return to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa but they were an effective means of keeping the free loaders away.

Adage

Elrod hated the old adage that the early bird gets the worm. He has spent countless hours rising before dawn just to catch a few measly worms. He sought counsel from the Face of Everyman but that would mean that he would wake the venerable sage. So, while the rest of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa slept soundly, Elrod was vigilant.

Spit and Spider Webs

Nest building require frequent trips for water. Spit, spider webs and moss were the key ingredients. Thankfully the Spring of Eternal Giving provided the spit. The Foggy bottoms Resort and Spa was the source for the rest. the Face of Everyman watched these Spring activities to the state of exhaustion. A mid-morning nap seemed appropriate.

Mind The Gap

Just when the coveted AAA Hotel/Resort Safety Award seemed all but won, the Face of Everyman saw it slip from his grasp. A poolside accident dashed his hopes. Security at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was directed to remove this scene from their recordings. A “spot” advertisement for a adult beverage was inserted to fill the gap.

IRA

On advice from his tax preparer Wilcox was encouraged to open a retirement account. He presented this precious bauble as his opening deposit. the Face of Everyman could only imagine that his stash of trinkets and baubles was enormous. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa 1st National Bank was going to have a good year.

Casino

Father Robin made a brief appearance; and finding no one in need of his services he moved on to the new casino and sports bar at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman assured the good padre that there was still good wagers to be made on the outcome of the Oscars and March Madness.