SPCA
TicTok
Starburst was back asking the same inane questions as before: Could we show TicTok on the Jumbotron? the Face of Everyman had never faced such trying times in all his years at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.
Summer
Henrietta wanted everybody to know that Summer officially started today. Tomorrow will be the longest day. Yep. thought the Face of Everyman: 16 hours 37 minutes. Would life be different in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa?
Spots
Bambi posed for a moment so that the Face of Everyman could count his spots. The birthing season in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was almost over. The Fawns were growing up fast.
View
Delbert concentrated on making a bird’s eye view of the venerable sage as he slept in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman was unaware that his photo was being taken.
Pranks
Big Sister was busy posing for Audubon calendar shots while Little Sister photobombed everyone. This happens often in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman condemns such pranks.
Thistle Seed
Alfi felt alone. Not a single member of his flock had been seen this past week in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman chalked it up to food choices. Better Nyger seed elsewhere.
Thieves
Boots asked the proverbiale question: “When’s Summer.” the Face of Everyman pointed to the sign. Now gone; stolen by the Gipsies. Drat.
Hot Line?
Little Maelstrom kept dialing the Mental Health Hotline, getting the busy signal. His problems couldn’t wait. So, he unloaded his story on the Face of Everyman. It shook the very foundations of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa.
Zombie
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