Albino?

Was this the mythical Albino so often whispered about? Or was it just an over exposure by an antique camera; well past its prime guarding the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman shared the image with the Audubon Society for verification.

Nesters

These guys are the advanced party looking for prime nesting spots. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa opened up a whole new world to them. Yet, Ashcroft argued that they should push on to Canada. the Face of Everyman was sorry to see them go.

Blind Mice?

Remember those three blind Mice that you heard about in day care? Well, they weren’t blind after all. According to the Face of Everyman those mice had been scamming guests of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa for years. Security seldom stayed awake long enough to catch them.

Soon?

Marlene and her friends were in search of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa Birthing Center which was rumored to be around here. Perhaps under the apple tree. She made a reservation with the Face of Everyman and resumed foraging till it was time.

Theft

The wishing well of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was often plundered by the likes of Prestwick who used it as a source of pocket change. the Face of Everyman was mortified to see such brazen behavior in broad daylight.