Rat

At quarter to two the Klaxon went off alerting the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa to an unwanted visitor. the Face of Everyman expected the security forces to handle the matter and that guests would shelter in place.

Woe

Cheeky was careful not to mention the obvious: that the life-giving waters at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa had stopped. the Face of Everyman was well aware of the fact. It’s always something he lamented.

Heat

The heat in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was oppressive; even Bambi’s mother took her turn drinking from the fountain. the Face of Everyman would like to offer another source so that his naps were not interrupted.

Passport Photo

There were certain rules to follow when submitting a passport photo. the Face of Everyman was assiduous. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was the only photo studio for miles around and held an exclusive contract with the U. S. State Department.

Photo Shoot

The photo shoot was to be for an Audubon calendar; but his feathers failed to dry by the time his turn was up. Bosworth could stand in line for a later time but the line at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa seemed endless. the Face of Everyman exhausted by the activity was glad this was only a yearly event.

Acrobat

In a rare attempt at raiding a birdfeeder, Cheeky balances precariously pondering his next move. the face of Everyman reluctantly hung this one beyond the perimeter of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. He’d know better next season.