Alert

Kelsey stopped briefly to alert the Face of Everyman to the fact that the pumps weren’t running in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Rather than show fear the venerable sage stared straight ahead, without comment.

Fly Tying

the Face of Everyman explained the fortune to be made in selling squirrel fur to a vast market of fly tying in the fishing industry. Cheeky wasn’t sure about having a partner since it was his fur. Besides, business in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa seemed wrong. Wasn’t it?

Who? Indeed

Bambi announced that he was two days old already; and asked the venerable sage how old he might be. the Face of Everyman was shocked. “Who lets these people into the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa?” he asked of nobody in particular.

Empty

Algernon needed no more proof than this empty tidal bowl: there was no God. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was dry and there were no Koi. the Face of Everyman taunted him.

Narcissus

Alas, as in ancient Greek mythology, Narcissus saw his reflection in the pool at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa and was immediately smitten. “What a handsome Crow.” he was heard to say. “I will declare my undying love.” Poor old the Face of Everyman; it meant months of therapy for the young Crow. He wasn’t sure that he was up to the task.

Action

A file photo from a year ago illustrates the abundance of wildlife in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. A Bambi frolicked and was captured in action. the Face of Everyman always liked these shots. He didn’t get out much these days.