Splish Splash

The venerable sage held his breath for as long as he could. The songbirds of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa bathed in a most vigorous manner. At last, the Face of Everyman gasped for air. The whole Summer would be like this.

Trove

Cappy thought he’d discovered the lost treasure of the Incas. All those coins in the water were as if the trove had been cached here in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the face of Everyman was quick to inform him that the coins were tossed there by lovers making a wish.

Mug Shot

The security camera at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa caught this youthful offender tearing up the fountain. the face of Everyman made sure that this embarrassing photo was widely distributed.

Frolicking

Mullard felt conspicuous bathing during work hours but the pool at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was too inviting. He could claim that he was inspecting the mysterious bubbles. the Face of Everyman pretended not to notice the resort employee frolicking in pool.

Genes

Luther knew that he was somehow different. The others seemed to accept him while in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa; but they still whispered a lot. the face of Everyman was forced to live with this his first attempt at gene splicing. Looks like it went horribly wrong.

Spring Break

Falstaff knew that others were waiting but he didn’t care. This seemed the return of pigeon week to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman resigned himself to a flock of pigeons who were always on spring break. Rude and obnoxious.

Vacancy

For a moment Bradshaw wasn’t sure that the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was open. Perhaps he was too early. the Face of Everyman awoke in time to register the newcomer. Ah, a new day and a new guest.