It was just another rainy day on the Pacific Flyway and Lancelot found himself reduced to small talk with the Face of Everyman. Both agreed that rain was good for the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa and that the DOW was reaching new heights.
Small Talk
Terror
Despite their long absence the Bergdorf Twins were up to their old tricks. They had been trapped and transported to a distant neck of the woods; yet somehow had made their way back to the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. They enjoyed terrorizing the Face of Everyman.
Pigeons
Chili flakes
The kindly ol’ pensioner must have added chili flakes to the birdseed. They were meant as a deterrent to dogs, cats, deer and raccoons. Swifty needed that drink after snorting a few lines of “Jalisco.” It triggered hay fever symptoms in the Face of Everyman.
Rogue Cat
The new security camera at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa honed right in on the intruder. the Face of Everyman regarded it as money well spent.
Ripped Off
The local Treasury Agent examined the coins in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa and found them to be foreign coins and of far less copper than pre-1983 American pennies. the Face of Everyman was perplexed; had he been ripped off?
Chemistry
Swimming
Prowler
Boots leaves the porch of the manor house after finding nothing worth eating. She swung thru the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa enroute to her real home and caring mistress. Though she was never any trouble the Face of Everyman resented her kind being in the bird sanctuary.
Splish-splash
the Face of Everyman was flustered. A rude guest was splashing about and being caught on the security camera of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. The venerable sage composed a few stern words to be shared.
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