Big Guy visited the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa to check on his harem of does. He gave a nod to the Face of Everyman and apologized for all the noise at night.
Big Guy
Drama
Cheeky is unaware of the approach of Feral cat. Hunting is not allowed in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman thought of shouting a warning; but, decided to let the drama play out.
Missed Out
Once again Jellybean missed out on dinner. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa couldn’t keep a table open all night. the Face of Everyman was trying to rein in the budget.
Zero Count
the Face of Everyman awoke to the realization that it was Pigeon Census Day. This marked the first time that a zero count was submitted by the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. What treachery had caused their disappearance?
Evil
As Halloween approached Dark Forces moved to place a satanic curse on the tranquility of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman seemed powerless to thwart this evil.
Ice
As ice began forming in the sacred waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa the Face of Everyman was forced to turn ON the pond heater. Too many complaints were bad for business.
Bump in the night
The full moon hadn’t yet risen over the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman sensed the strange creatures that go bump in the night. He felt fear.
Disappointment
Nimrod never learned that potato chips didn’t soak as well other foods. The pristine waters of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa often became murky from soaked food. the Face of Everyman tried to caution the culprits, but to no avail.
Pajamas
Mon was unaware of Junior slipping out of the nest in his pajamas and joining the breakfast crowd at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman was heard to remark in sotto voce: “Moms should be more vigilant.”
Wet & Soggy
Rasputin always had a kind thought for theater goers who left veritable gems of popcorn for the hungry cleanup crew in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman wondered what wet, soggy popcorn tasted like.
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