On open mic night Leroy tried out his best material and yet still bombed at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa first ever comic night. the Face of Everyman noted that some of his own best jokes barely received a polite chuckle.
Comic Tryouts
Tempers
Tempers ran short when the cookies ran short. Each said the other had had the last one. Normally the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa buffet table didn’t serve desserts. Somehow today was different. the Face of Everyman would look into this lapse in judgement.
Steam Heat
Beatrice was glad to be back at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. The heated waters were welcome on her chilled body. the Face of Everyman recommended a few minutes in the steam spa.
Hey! Watch It!
the face of Everyman continued to suffer the indignities of water splashed in his face. The venerable sage of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa resigned himself to his fate. Some guests were compulsive bathers.
Turf War
Mycroft thought it unfair that Father Robin hogged the whole pool. Posted rules at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa suggested sharing. the Face of Everyman hated to get into any type of turf war.
Color
Little Toby added the only color to the otherwise drab Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman was looking forward to the Spring migration of colorful birds.
Orts
The Crows blamed each other for missing out on the breakfast buffet served mornings at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman noted that orts were not good enough for this regal bird.
Death?
He was afraid to turn around. Was that the Angle of Death? Percival was convinced things existed, even here in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman always tried to dismiss such myths; even if true.
Lottery
Every night before the big lottery drawing young Pierpont would stroke the chin of the venerable sage. the Face of Everyman had no idea how he became a talisman for this young rascal. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa’s gaming laws needed a review.
Fight
Sometimes it was ugly, bitter words and a lot of posturing. Never-the-less the Face of Everyman would tell them to go elsewhere to fight. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was a family-oriented business.
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