Novocaine

The dentist had cautioned Mullard to not eat or drink till the Novocaine had worn off. Poor Mullard he never took seriously what any Doctor said in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman felt sorry for birds as stupid as Mullard. For now, he couldn’t drink; would he bite his tongue next?

Terror

Cheeky was petrified. Could that have been the sheik of a raptor flying thru the dense canopy of the Foggy
Bottoms Resort and Spa? He hoped that the Face of Everyman would reassure him that he was wrong. Not to worry.

White Stuff

Howard always wondered why folks thought snow was such a great idea. It was cold and you couldn’t hear a worm thru all that white stuff. Snow blanked the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa and stifled comments by the Face of Everyman.

School

Forever more Heathrow would tell his children how he walked everyday five miles to school and back in the blinding snow, uphill both ways. The Montetorkie school at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa was closed for the holiday recess. the Face of Everyman scoffed: “They didn’t have recess in his day.”

Opossum

Villagers expressed curiosity about the Opossum that frequented the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Sure, enough that relic from the age of Dinosaurs showed up on cue. the Face of Everyman and he had a lot in common. Age mostly.