Valentines Day

Johnny Dark Eyes was back and needed a Valentines card as soon as possible. He had checked every store in the village near the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa with out success. Luckily the Face of Everyman had a few sheets of red poster paper and shears. How would Johnny show his gratitude?

Tight Rope Walker

After reading The Life of The Great Wallenda, Sparky was determined to become a tight rope walker. The Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa offered few opportunities for him to train; even under the expert tutelage of the Face of Everyman. Spectators held their breath as this brave little dare devil attempted one more hair raising event.

Dilemma

This time of year the Face of Everyman couldn’t be sure if that was food or nesting material in a bird’s beak. Now was the quiet time in the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa: between fledglings departing and building a nest for the next brood. The venerable sage adopted a wait and see attitude.

Hypnotic

As the Cat became fully mesmerized by the falling waters of the Spring of Perpetual Happiness it’s mind would come under the control of the Face of Everyman. Slowly the venerable sage suggested that the cat leave the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. Somehow such hypnotic techniques were hit and miss.

Marauder

Security forces never slept as long as off leash marauders roamed at will across the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman was certain that this creature would return. A full set of facial recognition image algorithms were prepared.

Peanuts

Cheeky wanted to know more about the Face of Everyman’s plan for food and nutrition for the guests of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. It seems that peanuts had been removed from column A on the menu and now appeared in the column labeled Market Price. Was that an error?

Shock Waves

It sent shock waves through out the scientific community of the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. While bathing in the pristine waters, the crown of a guest slipped from his head and formed a necklace. the Face of Everyman avowed that there had never been such a case before during his tenure. The venerable sage recommended corrective surgery as soon as his feathers were dry.

Changes

Brinkley was sure of it. Someone had moved the Cabana Huts. He prided himself on observing the small changes occurring at the Foggy Bottoms Resort and Spa. the Face of Everyman thanked him for reporting the changes; but, wasn’t sure what to do with the information. Perhaps a nap would help sort out things.